Fallen Cake

The Saturday after Thanksgiving.
I was giving my bike the weekly wipe down. I had a nice route planned for the days ride ahead. And then...

Oh? What's this?

Holy crap! I broke my bike. Where the re-enforcement triangle weld for the top tube and seat tube are.
I am currently bike free and hating it! Now it's the warranty game through Trek, Fishers' parent company. I turned my bike into the local bike shop this past Monday. I've heard it can take up to a month before a new bike is furnished.

Poo on that. Poo. Poo. Poo.